Tuesday, December 29, 2009

I almost forgot!

" SHE " was thrown out today! I would post a pic but she is by the trash and its cold outside! YAY!


Ohhh sooo pretty!

Christmas yummies!

Look at my cakes I made for christmas soooooooo yummy!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

I think its getting serious!

Ok, so my boyfriend is in love with our tree. He is always cleaning around it, it has a watering schedule and I have heard him having a few conversations with it! You know, I'm not usually a jealous person but when my boy friend gets home from work and walks straight to the tree to check the water level instead of saying hello to me there is something going on. The other day he walked in and said "hey babe, How was your night?" I started to say, " Well it was....." " Not you I was talking to the tree." WHAT THE HELL! F'ing Biotch! " And now he is texting me from work to be sure I am giving her her nightly feeding?! Those text used to be to me! making sure I ate dinner and that I was OK. I'm starting to get a little jealous, I'm to a point where i have a plan to cypher the water from the tree holder, turn the heat up to 90, while in a t-shirt eating ice cream, and wait for the Bitch to burn. And this is happening in my house! He wouldn't even let us decorate her! Oh listen to me know like SHE is a part of the family!
So since I cannot burn the tree in my house, You know recession, cant burn my house down since I cant afford renters insurance. I figure ill go pick up a guy on the street, slap a Santa suit on his ass, and see how he feels when I'm sitting on his lap when he gets home from work!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Bare Minimum

OK, last night I'm getting ready for bed. I did my 2 hour Ojon hair mask so the house smells like coffee beans and my kids are begging me to take a shower. I'm getting undressed and I think, Damn I need to shave my legs. OK, I say this too myself everyday. I mean its winter whats the hurry anyways? I'm showering and I'm thinking uhhh if I shave I'm going to miss the beginnings of Law and Order. I hate missing the first few minutes! If you miss the first few minutes then you might as well not watch the show! So then I start to think, man am I a procrastinator? No way, because I always get stuff done. So I am showering trying to get to the bottom of why I hate shaving my legs when its just something that has to be done. And this is what I came up with.

Every month I have to pay my credit card bills. And I hate paying the minimum payment. That's just the credit cards company's way of saying "ohh yay! 10 dollars for us 5 dollars for you!" So what I do is try to pay the minimum twice a month. This way if something comes up and i cant pay I've already made a payment that's at least the minimum. So I feel safe each month. Might not make sense to you but in my princess world it does.

Sooooo, a light bulb went on in my head. DING!!!

I'm just going to shave the minimum (up to my knee) and go watch law and order!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Yay me!

I made my own icing!!! Yay! It came out so good! I am done with the store bought! Anyways I was going to post a picture after the princesses decorated the cookies but there were none left! I was hoping that my order of icing colors would be in but being as excited as I was to be taking the HUGE leap into making my first batch of icing I had the order shipped to the wrong address!!! I did nothing but stare at the order and did not catch that i reversed 2 numbers. Who does that??? but then again who hasn't made their own icing!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

When did she get so smart????

Ok so my four year old, the baby, has been giving me lip.  I try my hardest to tell her its not right to say those things and she is going to hurt someone feelings, but i crack up!  I was putting on make-up the other day and she was watching me.  " Mommy, why you put that on?"  " Well because I like it."   she says, " No I think you just want to be awesome like me and Jackie."  I stopped what i was doing looked at her, and she says, "it doesnt work like that mommy."  Man!!!!!!!  Everyday I try to look my best and here the four year old kid just breaks me down!! But it was sooo funny! she was so serious! 


Bessica had her baby!  And at 25 weeks 1 lb 15oz baby Cisco is breathing on his own!  Things are looking good for the little guy. 

Thursday, December 3, 2009


The ladies at http://www.recessionistaparty.com/ Are living up to there names!! cute little shop with great affordable and fashionable items.

right now they are doing the 12 days of Christmas giveaways. Today's giveaway 1 of 12 boots!!!

check it out!!

Love the Style and Co Snappy boots!!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Jeans Jeans Jeans remix

I am having an issue finding jeans. Yes, Jeans its like a torturous battle. They have to have a little stretch to them but not too much because by the end of the day they are sagging off your butt. and then the dreaded rise of the jean. high rise, mid rise, low rise, and butt crack hanging out rise. Then you got tall and average, which I'm in between. Great, So high rise i feel like I'm being suffocated in a body brace. mid rise, well its OK but for whatever reason the waist always seems to dig in my stomach. Low rise, Oh hell the muffin top makes its appearance. Crack rise ohh $#!^ i look like humpty dumpty! Where the hell did my back pockets go? Oh there they are, on my second ass that is now formed because of the new tightness in the legs. If I bend over I'm afraid the damn things will roll down like nylons! They should not be making those in my size!!

When I went shopping this weekend I figured Great! I can find a few new Jeans with Black Friday pricing. I must had tried on at least 50 Pairs of jeans. And its not that they are just too small and you need to get a bigger size its all these things rolled in one. I can say now if I find a pair of jeans and any one of these things is off: rise, stretch, length, Just forget about it! Don't go get the same pair in a different size because it throws you even more off! If the stretch ain't right in the legs but the waist fits a bigger size makes the legs better BUT now you got this gap in the back. If the jeans fit but are too short OF COURSE they don't sell that jean in different Lengths.

This is specially traumatizing when you have been shopping since 3 in the morning, wearing yesterdays makeup and still have pumpkin pie under your nails!!!!

So, I left the mall with a new item, LEGGINGS!!!!!!!!!

But the saga continues, you see, me and leggings already have a love hate relationship. I love them when I'm eating I hate them when I am trying to put jeans back on!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009